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Beware the "Eyes of March"

March 19 - And they're off!

If you're wondering what we're talking about, it's nothing less than the race to see who will be elected Supervisor come November.

Right now, we're looking at a three way race. Democrat Dick Randazzo will be seeking re-election. Former Supervisor Jimmy Sollami will try to be re-elected. He won't stand a chance though once people are reminded of his administration's shenanigans when he goes to court in May.

The "surprise" candidate will be (we hope), Tom Quinlan. Tom ran for Supervisor in 2003 and lost by a slim margin coming in third to Dick Randazzo and Jimmy Sollami.

Our prediction . . . barring any scandals, Tom should beat Dick in November.

Is it "A Wonderful Town"?

Okay, we give up. Does anyone have any idea what happened to Jimmy Sollami's publication, "It's a Wonderful Town"?

No one we know receives it in the mail any longer. One resident told us he saw bundles of the magazine in the lobby of The Cornwall Library.

From our perspective it's no great loss, though we did find it useful when the birds cage needed to be changed.

We know a secret!

Well, it's not really much of a secret, particuarly when you have the local cops spreading the word.

.We can't name names, and we can't identify the exact location across from Willow Avenue School, but we can tell you that executive sessions of local town boards are not what they used to be.

Stay tuned on this one folks, if the poop hits the fan it will definately influence the outcome of the November election.

On the question of ethics . . .

Not too many people know this, but we thought we'd pass it on.

In early Februrary John Hussey, a former candidate for Town Board and a current member of the town's Board of Ethics, wrote to Supervisor Dick Randazzo and requested that Tom Sheppard, another member of the Board of Ethics, be removed.

John argued that Tom's conduct was "immoral" given his alleged participation in the publication of this eZine.

Needless to say, Tom did ot take well to John's commentary and informed Dick that any attempt to remove him would likely result in some real bad publicity.

In particular, Tom noted that even though this was Cornwall, the First Amendment to the United States Constitution still applied and took precedence over local tribal customs.

Stay tuned on this one as well, this issue has the potential to become news worthy of a Jerry Springer episode.

"Hazzard" Pay

Explain this to us.

Todd Hazzard,, a former sergeant with the New Windsor Police Department and the new Police Chief here in Cornwall, reportedly made $110,000 last year with his former employer.

These payments included regular salary and overtime pay.

From what we hear, his salary with Cornwall will be approximately $84,000.

Why would anyone want to sacrifice their career in a town where you will be subject to the whims of whatever administration is currently in office?

Todd, listen to us, keep your resume up to date. You may need it some day.

On the subject of Todd Hazzard

Do you remember the guy who was to have been appointed as Police Chief (sorry, we don't remember his name)?

Well guess what? Would you believe that NO ONE did a background check on the guy before he was offered the job?

Not even Ripley's could concoct this tale.

And there's more. Of the entire Town Board only Al Mazzocca was not in favor of hiring the guy. You may want to keep this in mind when it's time to elect members to the Town Board.

It's time to stock up on Vaseline!

By now most residents knows the Board of Education has settled the contract with its teachers.

Now comes the fun part, who's going to pay for it.

Eliot Spitzer has promised more money for New York schools, and we will see a 5% increase in state funding.

However, that won't come close to paying the tab.

Plain and simple, the Board of Education caved-in to teacher demands.

Beginning this year many of Cornwall's teachers will be earning more than $100,000 for their 180 day work year,

And how is your health insurance coverage?

Yours may suck, but our teachers have one of the best with them paying only 6.5% of the premium.

So here's our prediction. If you live in the Cornwall School District, and you are a property owner, you will be screwed when all is said and done.Plan for a tax increase of 8 - 10% in your school tax bill come September 1st.

Padding the Payroll

Since when does the school district need teacher aids in regular education High School, english, social studies and sciences classes?

Mind you, we're not talking special needs students, we're talking run of the mill classes with supposedly "normal" children.

As we see it, the district's administration is padding the payroll.

Why? Well, if you put enough locals on the payroll these people soon become dependent upon the income and are then less likely to go out and vote against the next budget.

Cute idea, and it works. Too bad the folks on the Board of Education don't have the sense to look between the lines of the budget.


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